Oh my god! I just about soiled myself at the sight of the best deal in the history of Lambo Doors. The Lambo Door King's new Protocol and JP Factory brand doors are for sale online right now at record discounts that even the most frugal of motorists can afford. I can't believe that he would stoop to this level, but then again when the Lambo Door King has always ruled with an unmatched iron fist of quality he's never mentioned price as a factor. I guess anything is possible.
90 degrees of motion with automated options manufactured from the finest materials can cost a pound of flesh these day, but don't tell that to the Lambo Door King. He's just stacked Protocol brand vertical doors on top of his 90 Degree Lambo Door Kit collection, but they don't look like they will be there for long. What the hell is he thinking? The man is practically giving those top of the line Lambo Doors away for free! Has he gone insane? A brand new 90 Degree Manual Heavy Duty Lambo Door Kit with a two year warranty for just $349 and a fully Automated One Touch System for $558. I've never heard of such an amazing offer. Sounds like a lot of people are going to have a merry christmas thanks to the Lambo Door King, but what about himself? Doesn't he want to make money off his doors? I guess he must be happy buying himself a lump of coal this year because I haven't even gotten to the worst part yet.
The Lambo Door King was lucky to land an exclusive distribution deal with JP Factory and now has the JP Factory Standard 75 Degree Discount Scissor Door Hinges up on his website for just $299. I've never heard of scissor doors that cheap and now I'm confused. I thought he was the Lambo Door King, what the hell is he doing with Scissor Doors? I looked Scissor Doors up online and all I find are Lambo Doors then I when I look up Lambo Doors I start finding Scissor Doors followed by Lambo Doors and Scissor Doors together. No wonder the Lambo Door King's gone insane. His own industry doesn't even know what they sell and he's truing to satisfy both worlds like a dysfunctional old married couple still arguing over what to name their son after he goes to college. My god the humanity, but at least the doors are great and the price can't be beat.
I am greatly concerned for the mental well being of the Lambo Door King. No rational human being would sell Lambo Doors for so little and because they are on LamboDoorKing.com I know that they had to pass the Lambo Door King's iron fist of quality screening process. I just hope for his sake that making other peoples holiday wishes come true doesn't lead to the next great federal bailout. The only way this could make any sense is if he got a bulk discount and wants to pass the savings on to you otherwise you might feel bad for taking advantage of such a generous soul. God bless you Lambo Door King!